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Bitching about people driving again

I don’t know what it is but I can’t seem to get away from stupid ass drivers. I am really getting tired of people trying to kill me with their cars. It is getting to the point where I am going to have to drive a tank everywhere I go. And believe me there are tanks out there that you can buy. They are quite expensive but if you really want one you can get one. I guess I really don’t need a tank, maybe just an armored transport. Yeah, that way I could get into the money transporting business as well. And if someone ever pulls out in front of me I could just run them over.

I think I may just start driving extremely slow so everyone has to pass me. Maybe then people won’t pull out in front of me and hey maybe I can save a little money on gas that way too!